arm-wrestling , last and first like things when we get excited, i put it in.
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''OK. Here we go!'' ''Eat your hat! '' ''Devil take it! '' ''Wow, you are so strong in arm wrestling '' ''well, because I am a man hehehe'' ''give me a break!'' ''all right, take off your clothes, it's time to put it in.''
like that? i think that would be fine
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I can even get wet when I play paper, scissors, rock with my gill
Elaine, let's do it! Take off your undies and spread your legs! Yuuummmm, I can see your dripping pussy. Now put your finger in your asshole!
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Ken, can you see the love juice flowing from my pussy? I'm going to wet my finger and insert one in my ass for you Oooh, I'm so horny....
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Yes, I can see your snatch glittering with love juice. Your slender finger is sliding in and out of your ass like a snake! Hmm, I see your pussy is twitching like it wants something. Do you want something? Is _this_ what you want?
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My finger is your cock, fucking my tiny asshole Yes, yes, please put it in my pussy! I'll open it wide for you I can't wait...oooohh...I'm so wet....
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Take your finger out, I'm going to fuck your ass! Wheee, it's so tight, I can barely insert the tip. Relax, bitch! I'm going to force the whole thing in! Hmmmmmmm, this feels good! How do you feel, Elaine?
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Oh noooooooo, please don't! Wait, wait, I'm not ready, eeeeeeeeeeeeekkk!!! No please stop, you're ripping me apart! Ken, that hurts so much.....heeeeelp........
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Ha, this feels really good! You are so tight Elaine. Have you taken a man in your ass before? It feels like your ass is going to bite off my cock! I can see your sphincter is stretched to the limit, it's so white! I'm going to pull it out almost completely, and then force it in again all the way to the hilt!!!
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Aaaaiiiiiieeekkkk!!! Yes I've had anal sex before, but yours is too big! Let me get used to...oooooooohhh noooooooooo!!! You're too rough! Heeellpp! Please don't pull it all the way out....that hurts! It feels like you're turning me inside out... You're destroying my asshole....
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Yes, that's what I'm doing Elaine, I'm destroying your tiny ass! Gosh, your colon is wrapping me so tight! Are you enjoying this? Your love juice is overflowing from your cunt and lubricating your anus! I can hear the erotic slurping sound, can you hear it too? Here, let me pinch your nipples too!
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No, don't, ooouch! Please be gentle, that hurts! My nipples are so hard.....I want you to lick my boobs.... Oooh, ooh, you are splitting me into two! It hurts so much.......it hurts so good...... Yes, I love being tortured....the more you hurt me, the wetter I get.... Oh, Ken...please fuck my ass harder....
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Ha, so you are a masochistic bitch after all! I'll bite your nipples while I lick them, do you like that? Here, let me squeeze your breasts too. Oh, and your ass, it's going to get real loose when I'm done, I'm going to use the thickest part of my cock to torture your sphincter! I can see the inside of your colon when I pull it out, it's so red!
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Yes, it feels good when you bite and lick my nipples, My whole body is your toy, you can do whatever you want! Ooooohhh, aaaaaahhh, your cock is turning my anus inside out.... It hurts so much....you're stretching my ass too much...... I can feel your cock pushing up my intestines, Your cock is like a knife slicing through my body....
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what the shit is going on
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Wow, you're really a slut, you are so wet your pussy is like a river! And your anus is squeezing me every time I bite our nipple. Can you even still feel my cock? Your ass seems to be cramping now! Gosh, you are so tight! I think I'm going to cum! Elaine, do you want me to cum in your mouth or your ass?
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Yes, I can feel my wetness flow all over your cock...and into my ass.... Every time you thrust your wet cock deep inside me, I feel like my pelvis is broken into two.... Yes! Yes! Please cum inside my ass! I want you to fill my body with your steamy, sticky cum!
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Sure, I'll fill you up with so much semen, you'll be tasting it! When I'm done destroying your ass, you'll be shitting my cum all week! Here it goes!!! Take that, bitch!!! I'll bite your nipples while I'm at it too! How does that feel? Do you want me to bite your nipples off?
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Aaaaaahhhhhh!!!! Eeeeeekkkk!! Your stiff cock is filling me with your cum!! I'm going to cuuuuuuuuuuumm!!!! No, please don't bite my nipples off, aw, aw, oooooouch! That feels so good....ooooohhh, my whole body is aching.... You destroyed my ass.....no, don't bite....aiiieeeekkk!!! I'm cumming again!!!!!
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You are the sexiest bitch I've ever fucked, Elaine! How's your ass? Can you still feel your legs? Your breast is so soft too! I'm getting hard again! Are you ready for more anal sex? This time I'll shove a dildo up your cunt too!
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You're the horniest stud that ever fucked me.... Oh no no noooooo.....please don't..... My ass is completely numb...it hurts so much, I won't be able to sit for several days.... Heeeeeeeeeeeeelllllpppppppppp......
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I guess that's enough for today. Let me take my cock out and see what your ass looks like now. Elaine, close your asshole! Or you can't close it anymore? It's wide open now, I can see your red innards through your anus. What an erotic sight, I'm going to lick your asshole!
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Eek, ouch! Your cock is so thick, it hurt even when you took it out.... My asshole is so numb.....I can't close it...... Oooooooohhh.....your tongue...feels so good...... Your wet, soft tongue is fucking my ass......aaaaaahhhhhh...... Please stick your tongue inside.......oooooooohhhh......
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Elaine, your asshole is so sticky and salty! And the love juice is overflowing from your pussy! Here, you want me to stick my tonge inside? I'll spread your asshole with my fingers and stick my tongue way inside! Do you like that, bitch?
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Oh no, what are you do.....Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkk!!! Ken, ken, that hurts!!! Your fingers....your fingers are splitting me into two..... Oooooohhhh....your tongue...licking my inside...... I'm going to cum again!!!!! Lick me more, more!!!!
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Hey, your asshole is cramping! Or is that you cumming again? Gosh, it tastes great, Elaine! Squeeze my tongue more! I can keep licking your ass the whole day!
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No, that's me cumming! I can feel my asshole squeezing your tongue tight! Please, lick my ass...that feels soooooo good....... I feel your tongue reach deep inside me....licking me inside out..... Oooooh please....I love your tongue.....
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I love the taste of your ass! Well, I guess we had enough fun for now. Elaine, just let me know when you want me to fuck you again. I'll be watching this board!
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Your tongue is fucking my ass...it feels soooooo good..... I want more! I'll let you know....I hope you can make love to me again soon.... Bye, Ken....
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lol
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Der Mull, die Stadt und der Tod
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Amerifag here. To all the Japfags, eurotrash, etc. that want to bash the U.S. I have a few things to say. Why is that when some 3rd world country needs help we are the first to bring it? Or when one of your shitty ass countries decides to eradicate an entire race we have to stop them? Trust me, I am sick and fucking tired of seeing AmeriKKKa play police to all you dimwits who are hell bent on killing each other over a piece of land or starting civil wars because you speak to a different God than your neighbor. Hey Japan, let’s see you send some foreign aid to a few countries, oh wait you can’t because it would bankrupt your shitty country, same goes for the eurotrash. Now with that being said, what happens when the U.S. doesn’t come to help? People still bitch and say that we are not compassionate or we don’t care. So what it is? You want help but when you get it we are the devil and you want us out of your country, when you need it and we don’t bring it we are the devil. Fucking hypocrites. I am the first to admit that our policies are not the best but whose are? Show me one country that is perfect or has not a single issue. But you call us trigger happy and think we are so eager to start wars with other people. Well if it wasn’t for us then most of you would have blown yourselves to pieces by now. Face it; you are incapable of governing yourself in a manner that doesn’t threaten to take out surrounding countries or innocent people so we have to do it for you. It’s like having the 38 year old retarded son living at home, deep down you love him but you wish that little fucker could wipe his own ass for a change.
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whyte ppl i hate u cuz * 1. u all racist * 2. u pale as hell * 3. u fuckin stupid * 4. u stereotype niggas cuz u all dumb * 5. ur fat * 6. u look like marshmellows * 7. u look like gluesticks * 8. u close minded * 9. u jus straight up bitch * 10. u make me sick * 11. u all like fishin for sum reason * 12. u all have dogs * 13. u think u a good race when u aint even human * 14.u look ugly as hell * 15.u a disgrace * 16. u think u know bout niggas so much when u dont * 17. u all got faggot ass voices * 18. u speak like british ppl * 19. u all gay * 20. u have no place in hiphop so u shud stop listenin to it
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My fellow Americans: As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change. I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing. I would also like to thank the Kennedy's for coming out in support of me. There's a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War,his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee with whom he was having an extra marital affair and who was pregnant with his child. And I'm not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively. And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House. Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt. I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning,then that means you have to think about them. Americans are tired of thinking. It's time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart. So when you go to vote in the fall election, remember don't think, just do. And do it for me.
Thank You. Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.
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"Animated," he said. This prayer the holy saurian didst impart upon his loyal followers, the seventh hour of the fourth day of the eleventh month, during the festival of loli-worship. The prayer of RaptorJesus: Our Raptor, Who art in /h/eaven, shopped be Thy face; Thy donations come, Thy posts be done in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven. Give us this day our daily Bridget; and forgive us our trolling as we forgive those who troll against us, and lead us definitely into faggotry, but deliver us from /fur/ry. In the name of the moot, the Raptor, and the Holy Server, Amen.
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hey /b/. I've been lurking on /b/ for about 4 decades. Back before there were "oldfags" and "newfags". Back before /b/ became a place for angry teenagers to get a sense of belonging and power. Back before there were any of these Fight-club style rules. Back before /b/ was serious business. I look at /b/ now, and it has become what ebaumsworld was back then - and is still like today: A place of internet tough and cool trannies trying to impress each other. It's pathetic. /b/ is an image board. It's definitely a place to act cool, tough or desensitized. You aren't part of a gang. You aren't part of an army. /b/ is for funny and random pictures and posts, nothing more.
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http://assembly.coe.int/Main.asp?link=/Documents/AdoptedText/ta07/ERES1580.htm > 1. The aim of this report is not to question or to fight a belief ? the right to freedom of belief does not permit that. The aim is to warn against certain tendencies to pass off a belief as science. It is necessary to separate belief from science. It is not a matter of antagonism. Science and belief must be able to coexist. It is not a matter of opposing belief and science, but it is necessary to prevent belief from opposing science. Stopped reading there. There is NO evidence of evolution. It is a belief. Objective science doesn't support evolution no matter how many frauds and hoaxes are fabricated to support evolution. The truth always trickles out. Life doesn't just happen. That alone totally defies the Laws of Science. The Judeo Christian G-D, made it happen. G-d is the Author of all science. It is no coincidence that leading evolutionists are atheists. THAT is by design. These atheistic evolutionists do not find G-d acceptable in their premises. Their premise is that there is NO G-D. Post too long. Click to view the whole post or the thread page.
