Chat in English part 1

1 ：

HaHaHaHa!
Let's talk.
I expect your quality.

2 ：

oops

3 ：

>>1
thank you
i owe you one.

4 ：

>>1
thank you
i owe you one.

5 ：

lol

6 ：

>>1-5
How are you.
where do you come from?

7 ：

I am japan. I represent japan.

8 ：

>>7
>I am japan.
Are you nation or land?

9 ：

Hi! I came from nagano Pref

10 ：

Today is cold in Kansai.
I cut many grass in my garden.
My muscle of the back is very aching.

11 ：

write it in your diary

12 ：

(=3(!) African myall
discriminatory expression

13 ：

I wish I had one of those.

14 ：

YoYoYo!
I'm Korean bitch!
I'm from Pusan.
not poosan,HAHAHA!
I think Korea will die with our lies.
I hate Korea,I love ZAPAn!

15 ：

Hi, guys.
You are doing excess fitted 2ch. ;-)

16 ：

your all weirdos

17 ：

Yes we are.

18 ：

>>1
good job

19 ：

got 2

20 ：

hello, lets have

21 ：

lol, how stupid thread.

22 ：

I'm proud of my stupidity

23 ：

This is a pen.

24 ：

What bord is this ? For foreigners ? I think here are all japanese

25 ：

There is no one ...

26 ：

I'm here

27 ：

I was gay

28 ：

I was plodding through one more hour of homework at my study desk when I heard my sister's playful voice.
"Hey big brother. Whatcha up to?" Julie said as she leaned into my room.
"Killing myself with calculus."
"Calculus? School's almost out for the year! You've got to stop studying so hard Tim-bo, you make me look bad with your straight A-s."
She was on her way up from tanning in the back yard and had on one of her skimpy bikinis.
The sight of her petite, y frame in that flimsy suit was a welcome break from my studies.
"Besides, I need an opinion on my new tan." She continued as she pulled one side of her bikini top over to show her small, evenly tanned breast.
I noted the lack of tan lines. She'd been sun bathing topless as usual. She must have put the top on just to make a show of flashing herself to me.
"Got to think about college Jules, but I'll gladly take a break to check out a y body." I said as I eyed her exposed tit.
"Aw, Tim, You really think my body's y?" she asked and released the cup of her bikini top which slid back over but caught on her now erect nipple keeping her exposed.
She slid her hands down her tummy and hips seductively, stopping to work her fingers under the hem of her bikini bottom and pull it up tight into her slit.

29 ：

Oh hi! everybody. I just went to
http://qb5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/operate/1208671133/l50
and requested to create a new board for English chat and somebody
introduced this board, however, I don't feel like fitting in this place.
I am a serious person who loves to talk about philosophy...but is this a serious place?
Actually I am self studying english and feel the urgent needs to
pratice my enligh by writing such a board...but Chat in English in
the English board is ruined so badly. So I escaped from there.
does anyone here? and what type of residents are here?

30 ：

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31 ：

>>29
muzukashii!!

32 ：

suck my dog's cock

33 ：

A sharp increase in drugs and cellphones found inside a Brazilian prison mystified officials -- until guards spotted some distressed pigeons struggling to stay airborne.
Inmates at the prison in Marilia, Sao Paulo state had been training carrier pigeons to smuggle in goods using cell phone sized pouches on their backs, a low-tech but ingenious way of skipping the high-tech security that visitors faced.
"We have sophisticated equipment to search people when they go in, but they avoided this by finding another way to bring in cellphones and drugs," prison director Luciano Gamateli told Globo TV."
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080625/od_nm/prison_pigeons_dc

34 ：

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2194359/A-quarter-of-adults-to-face-%27anti-paedophile%27-tests.html
The launch of a new Government agency will see 11.3million people vetted for any criminal past before they are approved to have contact with children aged under 16.
But the increase in child protection measures is so great it is "poisoning" relationships between the generations, according to respected sociologist Professor Frank Furedi.
In a report for think tank Civitas, he said the use of criminal records bureau checks to ensure the safety of children and vulnerable adults has created an atmosphere of suspicion.
As a result ordinary parents - many of whom are volunteers at sports and social clubs - now find themselves regarded "potential child abusers".

35 ：

>>29
Hi, your english is very good. Keep up the good work.
This board seems to have a lot of idiots at the moment but they'll probably go away in a day or two.

36 ：

chat in English Comics
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1212679438/

37 ：

>>29
Looking at the other threads, I can see that there is a lot of news links and random idiocy. However, there are people here that are actually sincere in their posting. Just try finding someone with your common interests.

38 ：

>>16
>>your all weirdos
>>your all
>>your

39 ：

>>3
>>4
"Thanks, I owe you one."
Isn't this a line from BF2?

40 ：

>>39
Yeah, Japan loves BF2.

41 ：

Do japanese women like middle-european men? Because everybody says so, but i want to hear it from a real japanese girl.

42 ：

>>41
Are you implying all Japanese women are the same?
Just because one of them likes European men, that doesn't
mean that they all do.

43 ：

>>42
>Just because one of them likes European men, that doesn't
mean that they all do.
...or do they?

44 ：

I love Japan roughly, like an abusive husband!

45 ：

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46 ：

Nice shit there, Unko!

47 ：

Why the hell can't I start a new thread?

48 ：

I made LISP thread. It's easy!

49 ：

wat

50 ：

hi jacob

51 ：

Who is Jacob?

52 ：

you

53 ：

NO U

54 ：

>>44
oh god why did i lol.
also hello japan. some of you speed english pretty well.
i am sure it is better than my Japanese. keep it up

55 ：

It carries out and is w

56 ：

>>55
What?

57 ：

http://mamono.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/newsplus/1214669334/
oh no

58 ：

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59 ：

I'M KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A

60 ：

how do you post on 2ch?
http://4-ch.net/nihongo/kareha.pl/1144048955/

61 ：

http://www4.himitsukichi.info/up/selfmade/1212678625/1216820847.gif

62 ：

>>8
I am an island.
very happy.
thanks.

63 ：

teman

64 ：

Colonel Sanders in Japanese HAPPI.
Photographed in KUMIYAMA town KYOTO.
http://imepita.jp/20080820/621260

65 ：

>>64
The sight of Colonel Sanders in Japanese clothing is a surreal one, indeed.

66 ：

>>65
Thank you for your response.
They said they were on "KENTA MATSURI", which literaly means "Kentucky fried chicken festival".
"KENTA" is Japanese abrebiation of "Kentucky".
and the clothing: happi is always worn in festivals in Japan.
By the way, it seems that there are few people here.

67 ：

>>66
Yeah, it's a shame, huh?
I keep hoping that more people will come here.
But this place is pretty empty...

68 ：

all people on earth are lolicon.hehe

69 ：

>>67
I live in KYOTO JAPAN. I am Japanese.
If yuo don' t mind to reply, I would like to know where you live?

70 ：

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71 ：

>>67
I keep lurking here cause I'm not really sure what this board is for... at least I see some serious posts now. Kinda sucks that I'm locked out of the English board due to foreign IP :(. Guess I'll stick to /trv/ on 4chan for now.

72 ：

>>69
I live in San Jose, California, USA.
What's Kyoto like? Is it a nice place to live?

73 ：

KYOTO is a very good plce to visit as tourists.
There are many traditional places and shops which have old atomosphere.
However, It is a bit difficult place to live.
It's very muggy in summer, not as convenient as OSAKA, commodity prices are bit high.
People don't say things straightly. Now, I think I can guess what they really want to say.
I am satisfied to live here.

74 ：

What's the scenery like in Kyoto? Is it very pretty?
Are there a lot of plants?

75 ：

KYOTO itself is surrounded by mountains. It has lots of forest and plants though it is also a big city.
I think KYOTO is a sort of eclectic city.
There are also a lot of Buddhist temples.
Some are tourist spots and crowded. But there are still some serene spots as well.

76 ：

HAHAHA

77 ：

>>175
I live in Kyoto.
Though Kyoto is next to Osaka,people are quiet.

78 ：

It's cool these days.It is said that these days' temprature equels
to september 20th to 30th'es.

79 ：

What's San jose like?

80 ：

>>79
I live in the southern part of San Jose, which is pure suburbia.
It's very pretty. There aren't any forests or anything like that, but there are a lot of trees and other flora planted all around...
I live near a school and a drug store, so all my life, I've only needed to ride a bike.
As for the weather, there doesn't seem to be a spring or autumn.
Things only change from one extreme to the other.

81 ：

I hope you don't find 2ch too rude and put off by things Japanese;
I once traveled California, and I remember that the weather there was always nice.
No wonder people from the west coast are always good at sports:)

82 ：

Are they good at sports? To be honest, I never noticed.
I don't really pay attention to that sort of thing.
It's kind of embarrassing to admit that...

83 ：

>>81
I assume most of the American visitors are from 4chan. So they are already used to rude interactions!
I want to know more about Japan. I don't know what exactly, I just like hearing about life in Japan.

84 ：

>>83
Most of us are from 4chan or 4-ch. Some are simply weeaboos who want to say they post on 2ch.

85 ：

kokoha hidoi inta-nettsu desune

86 ：

If McCain wins the election, Sarah Palin's grandchild won't
be the first bastard in the White House. Why is everyone
calling this a historic election?

87 ：

Fuck McCain, Fuck Obama,
Fuck Palin, and Biden too.
AMERICA NEEDS KOIZUMI.

88 ：

Take him.
Please!!

89 ：

What is "aru" and "nai" on nicovideo?

90 ：

>>88
Jun-chan has great hair.
I admire Koizumi for being such a maverick.
One thing I strongly agree with him on is his stance on the military. Japan needs to destroy Article 9.
Fuck Article 9. Times have changed since the Constitution was written.
Also, Koizumi had Rozen Aso in his cabinet!

91 ：

>>89
"aru"means "exist".
If there is something, we can say "aru".
"nai" is the opposite.
>>90
In my opinion, I agree with you.
There are some people, however, believe Japan is not attacked by foreign countries because of the article 9.
It is a very controversial matter.
I feel that they can't change any articles in our Constitution in this situation.

92 ：

>>91
But why would you comment "aru"/"nai" on a video?
Japan isn't being attacked because America is always in the spotlight.
When Japan becomes more powerful, others will want a piece of the cake.
Having an army, instead of an SDF, would be more of a deterrent. Japan's
enemies don't attack because they have no reason to fear Japan attacking first,
but when Japan's power increases, there will be someone provoking Japan to go
to war.
It doesn't help that the Constitution is perpetual. It's stupid that the Allies
thought world peace could be achieved through forcing people to give up their
ability to wage war.

93 ：

>>92
I can truely agree with you.
Unfortunately, public opinion in Japan doesn't.
In terms of "aru" or "nai" question, I can't tell. Because I did not see the video.
I can see youtube, but can't see nicovideo.

94 ：

>>93
Why can't you see nicovideo?

95 ：

Without making account, I can't see.
Can you?
Could you give me the address?
If it is not the same as the one I think.

96 ：

>>95
Oh. Yeah, you need an account.
The video in question is: http://www.nicovideo.jp/?p=beginner_watch_1
But there's no need to check it out. I was just curious.
BTW, why is Japan so obsessed with Ronald McDonald? I love the MADs on nicovideo.
You can see some on Youtube, too. Search for "donarudo" (in katakana), if you're interested.

97 ：

>>96
I saw some in youtube.
Fmmm... What can I say? I could not but smile bitterly.
I think there are two reasons why Japanese like Ronald.
Firstly, it's very popular character. Every body knows him.
Secondly, because it's specific character, having very highlighted expression, it's easy to trifle with him.
Then many people find it's funny.
Sorry, it's just my guess.
I took a picture in my neighborhood. A shop in a local mall.
http://imepita.jp/20080905/479690
The lady is showing how to cook a mackerel, handing out the receipe.
Of course I tried one piece though I didn't buy.

98 ：

>>97
That's cool. There is nothing like that where I live.
Everywhere is full of strip malls here.
http://images.google.com/images?q=strip%20mall They all look the same!
I would like to visit Japan one day. One place I'd really like to go to
is Akihabara because I'm a huge anime fan and computer geek.

99 ：

Because Japan is becoming "car society", many of local malls have much less customers.
It's very tough time for those small shopping mall.
On the other hand, the number of big shopping center like strip mall is becoming larger.
The wal-mart owns one big chain of super market in Japan.
Well, it is 1:13 at mid night in Japan now.
I'm going to bed.
See you later!

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